Meow-Bama

05Nov08

Various things that have happened since my last post:
 
·          Dressed up as Woody
·          Prevented Jesus (Speedle) from being fondled by somebody dressed as Lieutenant Dangle (Reno 911)
·          This may have meant I waved a pool cue in his face and shouted things like “BACK OFF DANGLE!”
·          Got fondled by a judge, a motocross biker, a [...]

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There’s a Snake In My Boot Pants!

31Oct08

So, the votes are in!
 
I am going to be Woody (Toy Story) for Halloween!
 
I shopped for all of the necessary items on Wednesday, and let me tell you…that shopping trip was exhausting. I don’t think Homunculus (my car)  liked getting turned on and off so many times.
 
Halloween USA should have had it all. [...]

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Maybe I’ll be a Condom for Halloween…

29Oct08

The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
 
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]

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