Posts Tagged ‘vampires’
I’m going to apologize now for the random subject changes and thoughts that will appear in this entry. This how I live my life: randomly.
Friday, immediately after work, I had to attend a wedding rehearsal. I abhor wedding rehearsals, but…this was a necessary ordeal, as I had signed up to be the piano player, [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics, That Time I Got Drunk | Leave a Comment
Tags: anniversary, blood, bloody, brown eyes, clinic, dr, drag queen, food, gums, improv, love, pagent, pet names, reception, rehersal, six months, urgent care, vampires, wedding
Okay, so…just as a warning:
This post contains talk of bodily functions, sleep talking, and Twilight. Reader discretion is advised, due to the graphic nature, and general touchiness of the aforementioned topics. (Also, there may be some talk about work)
I finally had my 90 day review at work. I’ve actually been employed at this company for [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics, work shmurk | 2 Comments
Tags: 90 days, bodily functions, bones, breaking up, dictionary, discretion, glass, merriam, midnight sun, pee, review, sleep talking, stephenie meyer, twilight, vampires, webster, work
White Stuff
I woke up late today. Why? I don’t know…one of my two alarms didn’t go off. But I wasn’t worried about being late…oh no. Being late doesn’t matter all that much. WHEN THE WORLD IS COVERED IN SNOW.
As I was waking up, Speedle shook me and said something like “Jesse! Snow! Lots of [...]
Filed under: What the boff?, work shmurk | 1 Comment
Tags: accidents, aflac, bella, deep conversations, drag queens, driving, edward, ice, insurance, japanese, lady part, michigan, penis, sex, snow, sparkles, sphincter, twilight, vampires, work
