I don’t feel so good right now. Physically, I mean. For reasons unknown to me, I ended up waking up in the middle of the night and had to run to the bathroom so I could violently heave up the expensive Italian dinner I had eaten hours before. There is no conceivable reason though, that [...]
Filed under: Family Fun Times, What the boff?, work shmurk
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Tags: algebra, astrophysics, biology, brother, dinner, dreams, easter, elbows, etiquette, expensive, grandma, grandpa, ground hog day, heave, italian, mummy, murderer, peter cottontail, ramen, shortcut, sleep, speech impediment, stories, the birds and the bees, uppercut, vomit
Right. So.
That didn’t work.
The overtime, I mean.
So far today:
12:00am: cuddling with Speedle, watching The Office
12:37am: still cuddling. Still watching.
12:42am: my cat decides to leap from the coffee table to the love seat. He miscalculated the amount of force and the amount of traction his little padded feet [...]
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Tags: amputee, blood, calvin and hobbes, car accident, childhood, cuddling, dad, dreams, jack bauer, jobs, kiefer sutherland, late, leo, mail man, milf, mom, overtime, planes, sex, sleep, the office, threesome, virginity, work
I might just have to kill Speedle. Fo’ realz. Not kidding.
All of the Greater Gay Grand Rapids area has seen me shirtless, now. I do believe. I mainly blame Speedle. Granted, some of them have seen my bare torso from relationships and trysts, which is fine. I CHOSE to show them. Speedle…has MADE me. [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed...
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Tags: bar drag queen, embarassed, gay, mother, nipple, penis, sleep, speedle
