Oh, hi. What’s up, internet? You’re looking mighty sexy today. I forgot just how good looking you could be, it’s been so long! You should really forgive me for not updating. It wasn’t you, it was me. My stupid job has been trying to come between us. It doesn’t approve of us…but I don’t care! [...]
Filed under: That Time I Got Drunk, work shmurk
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Tags: anniversary, bi, bisexual, college, dancing, eel, gay, guy, handsy, jellybean, questioning, relationships, reunion, shots, straight, sushi
Dear Innernet,
We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.
I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.
I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]
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Tags: 21st birthday, Alexandria, ass, bar, best boyfriend ever, butt sex, cab, candy, chinese buffet, cock, cold, cute, dick, drag queens, drama, drunk, dumb straight guy, exotic, gay, glue, ipod, Jayda, licking, life, love, picture, picture frame, presents, resse's, sexy, shots, shoulder, snow, speedle, strangers, suck, superman, wine
Hey, I’m actually doing a decent job of updating this thing. It’s kind of surprising to me; usually I abandon a blog within days of starting it. Granted, this is only day three. Don’t worry! Don’t lose hope! I still have time to forget about everything, and lose my ambition!
So, I do have a [...]
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Tags: bar, circus, creeper, dance, drinks, gay, kitties, leo, shots
