Dexter and Me

15Dec08

Hi internet!

I have not (A) died (B) been kidnapped (C) gone to prison or (D) had my hands chopped off by the Israeli Mafia. None of these things have happened. I am just lazy.

And still! I feel like I have very little to update about. This weekend was spent consuming most [...]

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Tags: Asian, bang, bodies, christmas, cigarettes, cologne, computers, deborah, dexter, ed hardy, english, israeli mafia, mac, Mexican, minivan, pc, presents, prison, racism, sociopath, spanish, the dark knight, titty, vampire, WoW

Why I Should Have Gone Before I Left.

03Oct08

Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.

Was used as [...]

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Tags: butterflies, coke, crying, drag queens, drunk, flushed away, hot, hot pants, hot pocket, jealous, lube, nipple, phone, pilot, racism, sewers, snorting, sparkles, toilet