I have Not Very Much time before I have to leave work, so this will ba very brief entry. Actually, you’re pobably wondering “why doesn’t he write this when he gets home like a normal person” and the answer is “that would require me being productive at work…and that’s just stupid.”
So! I hope you all [...]
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Hi internet!
I have not (A) died (B) been kidnapped (C) gone to prison or (D) had my hands chopped off by the Israeli Mafia. None of these things have happened. I am just lazy.
And still! I feel like I have very little to update about. This weekend was spent consuming most [...]
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Dear Innernet,
We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.
I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.
I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]
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Various things that have happened since my last post:
· Dressed up as Woody
· Prevented Jesus (Speedle) from being fondled by somebody dressed as Lieutenant Dangle (Reno 911)
· This may have meant I waved a pool cue in his face and shouted things like “BACK OFF DANGLE!”
· Got fondled by a judge, a motocross biker, a [...]
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