The Winter of My Discontent…and the Mafia

22Dec08

Hey Mother Nature!? QUIT IT!

Seriously!

I don’t like it.

Ok, intrawebz…Mother Nature is seriously starting to piss me off. Like…a lot. Why? Because she thinks that JUST because I live in West Michigan, it’s ok to just take a giant white dump all over the place. Look at this.

We got a [...]

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Why I Should Have Gone Before I Left.

03Oct08

Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.

Was used as [...]

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Tags: butterflies, coke, crying, drag queens, drunk, flushed away, hot, hot pants, hot pocket, jealous, lube, nipple, phone, pilot, racism, sewers, snorting, sparkles, toilet