Sisqo, what?
Speedle, Alexandria, Jayda, and I all moved into a new house. After everything was moved in, we decided to have just a few people over. Unfortunately, Speedle was acting kind of strange, and kept setting bowls of soup at every place setting, even outside, for no apparent reason. We were not planning on feeding [...]
Filed under: That Time I Got Drunk
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Tags: admirers, bar, boyfriend, cock, dirty, engaged, feed, gnome, harassment, maid, marriage, minion, nerd, penis, proposal, rancid, robot, snow, soup, suitors, the sims 2, throng, warlock, world of warcraft
I woke up late today. Why? I don’t know…one of my two alarms didn’t go off. But I wasn’t worried about being late…oh no. Being late doesn’t matter all that much. WHEN THE WORLD IS COVERED IN SNOW.
As I was waking up, Speedle shook me and said something like “Jesse! Snow! Lots of [...]
Filed under: What the boff?, work shmurk
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Tags: accidents, aflac, bella, deep conversations, drag queens, driving, edward, ice, insurance, japanese, lady part, michigan, penis, sex, snow, sparkles, sphincter, twilight, vampires, work
I might just have to kill Speedle. Fo’ realz. Not kidding.
All of the Greater Gay Grand Rapids area has seen me shirtless, now. I do believe. I mainly blame Speedle. Granted, some of them have seen my bare torso from relationships and trysts, which is fine. I CHOSE to show them. Speedle…has MADE me. [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed...
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Tags: bar drag queen, embarassed, gay, mother, nipple, penis, sleep, speedle
