Posts Tagged ‘overtime’
Clue Me In, Lois Lowry.
Last night, a man told me I was beautiful in the bathroom.
Re-reading that sentence, and my poor grammar, made me think of Clue (one of my favorite movies of all time. Jesse Trivia Point numero ichi)
Ms. White: He was deranged! He had threatened to kill me in public.
Ms. Scarlet: Why would he want to kill [...]
Filed under: What the boff?, work shmurk | Leave a Comment
Tags: 1986, clue, ewam, exboyfriend, life, lois lowry, overtime, stupid, the giver, work
Play by Play and Childhood
Right. So.
That didn’t work.
The overtime, I mean.
So far today:
12:00am: cuddling with Speedle, watching The Office
12:37am: still cuddling. Still watching.
12:42am: my cat decides to leap from the coffee table to the love seat. He miscalculated the amount of force and the amount of traction his little padded feet [...]
Filed under: Family Fun Times, work shmurk | 1 Comment
Tags: amputee, blood, calvin and hobbes, car accident, childhood, cuddling, dad, dreams, jack bauer, jobs, kiefer sutherland, late, leo, mail man, milf, mom, overtime, planes, sex, sleep, the office, threesome, virginity, work
Over-what!?…ew.
Um, hi.
So…big problem.
Monstrous problem.
So huge, i might be freaking out right now.
I just got put on overtime.
Now now, I know that’s not the worst thing ever…but you don’t understand. Overtime doesn’t mean i get to stay later in the day…it means i have to come in earlier. Do you know what that is? Cruelty. Cruelty [...]
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Tags: death, destruction, doom, fuck, overtime, work
