So, the votes are in!
I am going to be Woody (Toy Story) for Halloween!
I shopped for all of the necessary items on Wednesday, and let me tell you…that shopping trip was exhausting. I don’t think Homunculus (my car) liked getting turned on and off so many times.
Halloween USA should have had it all. [...]
Filed under: What the boff?, work shmurk
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Tags: 2xist, boots, cap guns, cash register, child, childhood, children, costumes, cowboy, gay sex, guns, halloween, halloween usa, hats, indian, jesus, laser guns, meijer, Mexican, mom, native american, nipple, pull, pull string, sex, shirtless, snake, the receptionist, tj maxx, torso, toy story, toys r us, ugly shirt, underwear, vest, woody
Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.
Was used as [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed...
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Tags: butterflies, coke, crying, drag queens, drunk, flushed away, hot, hot pants, hot pocket, jealous, lube, nipple, phone, pilot, racism, sewers, snorting, sparkles, toilet
I might just have to kill Speedle. Fo’ realz. Not kidding.
All of the Greater Gay Grand Rapids area has seen me shirtless, now. I do believe. I mainly blame Speedle. Granted, some of them have seen my bare torso from relationships and trysts, which is fine. I CHOSE to show them. Speedle…has MADE me. [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed...
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Tags: bar drag queen, embarassed, gay, mother, nipple, penis, sleep, speedle
