Maybe I’ll be a Condom for Halloween…

29Oct08

The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
 
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]

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Why I Should Have Gone Before I Left.

03Oct08

Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.

Was used as [...]

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