The Sick and the Sappy

18Feb09

 
Oh shit…I’b thick. I’b tho thick. I can’d dop deezing.
 
This…kind of sucks. My voice sounds like Barry Manilow if he were wearing that nose cap that Rudolph’s dad made him wear to hide his red nose.
 
Essentially: I sound like Henry Kissinger.
 
Needless to say, taking phone calls at work has been an absolute blast
 
Phone: rrrrrrRRIIINNNNGG!
 
Self: Good [...]

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Weddings, Pageants, Bloodshed, and Anniversaries

20Jan09

I’m going to apologize now for the random subject changes and thoughts that will appear in this entry. This how I live my life: randomly.

Friday, immediately after work, I had to attend a wedding rehearsal. I abhor wedding rehearsals, but…this was a necessary ordeal, as I had signed up to be the piano player, [...]

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Tags: anniversary, blood, bloody, brown eyes, clinic, dr, drag queen, food, gums, improv, love, pagent, pet names, reception, rehersal, six months, urgent care, vampires, wedding

The Post That Took Over Time (but not space)

10Nov08

Dear Innernet,

We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.

I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.

I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]

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