Posts Tagged ‘leo’
Hey Mother Nature!? QUIT IT!
Seriously!
I don’t like it.
Ok, intrawebz…Mother Nature is seriously starting to piss me off. Like…a lot. Why? Because she thinks that JUST because I live in West Michigan, it’s ok to just take a giant white dump all over the place. Look at this.
We got a [...]
Filed under: What the boff? | 1 Comment
Tags: blizzard, bloody mary, buff, cars, envy2, israeli mafia, kitty, leo, nails, phone, shiny, shopping, snow, stuck, vodka, west michigan
Play by Play and Childhood
Right. So.
That didn’t work.
The overtime, I mean.
So far today:
12:00am: cuddling with Speedle, watching The Office
12:37am: still cuddling. Still watching.
12:42am: my cat decides to leap from the coffee table to the love seat. He miscalculated the amount of force and the amount of traction his little padded feet [...]
Filed under: Family Fun Times, work shmurk | 1 Comment
Tags: amputee, blood, calvin and hobbes, car accident, childhood, cuddling, dad, dreams, jack bauer, jobs, kiefer sutherland, late, leo, mail man, milf, mom, overtime, planes, sex, sleep, the office, threesome, virginity, work
Dake Care Ob Be!
Yesterday, Speedle died.
No, I did not kill him. (No, he’s not actually dead.)
But he is infected! I was hoping it was going to be like Resident Evil, where a crazy parasitic monster thing would make him go all crazy. Then his head would explode and I would pull out my gun (I don’t have [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics | 2 Comments
Tags: bird flu, birthday, clay aiken, disease, ewam, infection, leo, plague, poop, sickness, snot, speedle, tags
