By Avo, I’m Good…

22Oct08

So…y’know how I lost my position as Best Boyfriend Ever? (see: Anagrams Smanagrams;)
 
Y’know how I’m now the Worst Boyfriend Ever?
 
Know who’s the new Best Boyfriend Ever?
 
Speedle is. That’s right.
 
 
So! I was sitting at work yesterday, one of three people in the office (for I work later than everyone else since I know how to [...]

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Tags: beetles, calvin and hobbes, condoms, dog, engagement, expressions, fable, fable 2, fable II, gay, gay sex, gypsy, hot pants, magic, marriage, parallel, perpendicular, pregnancy, pregnant, puppy, ring, sex, silver platter, stds, thigh high boots, vido games, xbox 360

Why I Should Have Gone Before I Left.

03Oct08

Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.

Was used as [...]

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Tags: butterflies, coke, crying, drag queens, drunk, flushed away, hot, hot pants, hot pocket, jealous, lube, nipple, phone, pilot, racism, sewers, snorting, sparkles, toilet