So, i’ve noticed something, in being single…
i’m really attractive.
Or something. It’s a possibility that people just assume my pockets are lined with crack, i have no idea.I just like to pride myself.
However, let me share a few examples.
I was at a bar with a guy who was mildly interested in me. I was in mid [...]
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Tags: gay, men, pounce, single
Oh, hi. What’s up, internet? You’re looking mighty sexy today. I forgot just how good looking you could be, it’s been so long! You should really forgive me for not updating. It wasn’t you, it was me. My stupid job has been trying to come between us. It doesn’t approve of us…but I don’t care! [...]
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Tags: anniversary, bi, bisexual, college, dancing, eel, gay, guy, handsy, jellybean, questioning, relationships, reunion, shots, straight, sushi
…uh, hi. So, I know you were all worrying but I do not need (1) money so I can be bailed out of jail (2) rescuing from the Israeli Mafia (3) the plug pulled from my respirator. I am alive and well! I’ve just been lazy and distracted. I know many of you were concerned [...]
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Dear Innernet,
We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.
I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.
I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]
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Tags: licking, gay, drunk, speedle, bar, shots, Alexandria, Jayda, drag queens, snow, cold, presents, 21st birthday, drama, life, love, dumb straight guy, wine, cock, suck, butt sex, ass, shoulder, chinese buffet, ipod, resse's, strangers, candy, picture, picture frame, glue, cab, superman, dick, sexy, exotic, cute, best boyfriend ever
The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]
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Tags: balloon, bruises, childhood, condoms, drunk, dumpling, ezra pound, fable 2, falling, filth, gay, groping, halloween, halo, husband, lube, master chief, ninja, receptionist, sarah palin, steak n shake, syphilis, the bar, woody
So…y’know how I lost my position as Best Boyfriend Ever? (see: Anagrams Smanagrams;)
Y’know how I’m now the Worst Boyfriend Ever?
Know who’s the new Best Boyfriend Ever?
Speedle is. That’s right.
So! I was sitting at work yesterday, one of three people in the office (for I work later than everyone else since I know how to [...]
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I might just have to kill Speedle. Fo’ realz. Not kidding.
All of the Greater Gay Grand Rapids area has seen me shirtless, now. I do believe. I mainly blame Speedle. Granted, some of them have seen my bare torso from relationships and trysts, which is fine. I CHOSE to show them. Speedle…has MADE me. [...]
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Tags: bar drag queen, embarassed, gay, mother, nipple, penis, sleep, speedle
Hey, I’m actually doing a decent job of updating this thing. It’s kind of surprising to me; usually I abandon a blog within days of starting it. Granted, this is only day three. Don’t worry! Don’t lose hope! I still have time to forget about everything, and lose my ambition!
So, I do have a [...]
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Tags: bar, circus, creeper, dance, drinks, gay, kitties, leo, shots
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Ok! So hi! Anyway…I have a fun story for you all! (It’s true, more fun than rainbows. sort of.) So! I um…licked a…like, well a pornstar. This doesn’t happen just every day, to just anyone. The pornstar, yes, I’m sure he gets licked quite frequently. It’s kind of his job. I’m sure [...]
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Tags: adoption, Asian, Bruce Lee, crouching tiger, drinks, gay, licking, Mexican, pornstar, Roman Heart, round house kick, squinty eyes, stomp the yard, the bar
