The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed..., What the boff?
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Tags: balloon, bruises, childhood, condoms, drunk, dumpling, ezra pound, fable 2, falling, filth, gay, groping, halloween, halo, husband, lube, master chief, ninja, receptionist, sarah palin, steak n shake, syphilis, the bar, woody
So…y’know how I lost my position as Best Boyfriend Ever? (see: Anagrams Smanagrams;)
Y’know how I’m now the Worst Boyfriend Ever?
Know who’s the new Best Boyfriend Ever?
Speedle is. That’s right.
So! I was sitting at work yesterday, one of three people in the office (for I work later than everyone else since I know how to [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics, What the boff?
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Tags: gay, hot pants, engagement, ring, fable, fable 2, fable II, sex, gay sex, stds, pregnancy, pregnant, vido games, marriage, calvin and hobbes, silver platter, xbox 360, parallel, dog, puppy, condoms, thigh high boots, magic, perpendicular, beetles, gypsy, expressions
A new bar opened up on Friday night. It’s a new gay bar, actually. I find it sort of funny that there are five gay bars in Grand Rapids now. It also only takes about five minutes to drive through downtown. That’s a gay bar a minute.
“do you know how fast you were going?”
“uh…like…70 [...]
Filed under: work shmurk
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Tags: anagrams, bar, breakfast, drinks, engagement, fable, fable 2, meat, ring, team, teamwork, toasty, work
