Posts Tagged ‘ewam’
Clue Me In, Lois Lowry.
Last night, a man told me I was beautiful in the bathroom.
Re-reading that sentence, and my poor grammar, made me think of Clue (one of my favorite movies of all time. Jesse Trivia Point numero ichi)
Ms. White: He was deranged! He had threatened to kill me in public.
Ms. Scarlet: Why would he want to kill [...]
Filed under: What the boff?, work shmurk | Leave a Comment
Tags: 1986, clue, ewam, exboyfriend, life, lois lowry, overtime, stupid, the giver, work
Tuxedo Piggy Mask
um.
I don’t know what to write about.
Speedle suggested Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Well, more specifically the “sexiness” of Tuxedo Mask.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Tuxedo Mask is attractive, but i’m not sure if I would go so far as to call him sexy. I mean…If i’m being attacked by monsters from some alternate universe, [...]
Filed under: What the boff? | 1 Comment
Tags: speedle, ewam, tuxedo mask, pork rinds, piggy, pig, pork, rind, salt, computer, self, sailor moon
Dake Care Ob Be!
Yesterday, Speedle died.
No, I did not kill him. (No, he’s not actually dead.)
But he is infected! I was hoping it was going to be like Resident Evil, where a crazy parasitic monster thing would make him go all crazy. Then his head would explode and I would pull out my gun (I don’t have [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics | 2 Comments
Tags: bird flu, birthday, clay aiken, disease, ewam, infection, leo, plague, poop, sickness, snot, speedle, tags
