Dear Innernet,
We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.
I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.
I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]
Filed under: Speedle Antics, That Time I Got Drunk
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Tags: licking, gay, drunk, speedle, bar, shots, Alexandria, Jayda, drag queens, snow, cold, presents, 21st birthday, drama, life, love, dumb straight guy, wine, cock, suck, butt sex, ass, shoulder, chinese buffet, ipod, resse's, strangers, candy, picture, picture frame, glue, cab, superman, dick, sexy, exotic, cute, best boyfriend ever
The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed..., What the boff?
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Tags: balloon, bruises, childhood, condoms, drunk, dumpling, ezra pound, fable 2, falling, filth, gay, groping, halloween, halo, husband, lube, master chief, ninja, receptionist, sarah palin, steak n shake, syphilis, the bar, woody
Woah, hey. Hi. How are you?
Oh, I’m fine, thanks.
Did you think i had abandoned this? If so, you’re wrong.
This last week or so has been, interesting. I could go into detail, but right now…don’t feel like it. SO. Instead, I’ll give you the skinny version of what has happened in my life recently.
Was used as [...]
Filed under: I Should Be Embarassed...
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Tags: butterflies, coke, crying, drag queens, drunk, flushed away, hot, hot pants, hot pocket, jealous, lube, nipple, phone, pilot, racism, sewers, snorting, sparkles, toilet
So, after the last post, and a conversation I had with my mother last night (if you can call these detached, fragmented, mostly noise making sessions ‘conversations’) I felt it was necessary to devote another post to her!
I don’t see my mother often, but there is ALWAYS a fun story to tell, so expect to [...]
Filed under: Family Fun Times
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Tags: drunk, family, mother, retarded, rum, speedle, thinning shears
