At Least it’s Not Split Pea Soup…

17Oct08

So, y’all.
 
I don’t know why, but I really like typing the word “y’all” lately. I don’t say it. I would be allowed to say it, if I so wished, given my childhood in cornfields and backwoods…but I don’t.
 
ANYWAY.
 
Y’all…I think I might have the sickness again. Alexandria just got sick…again, for the second [...]

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Dake Care Ob Be!

24Sep08

Yesterday, Speedle died.
 
No, I did not kill him. (No, he’s not actually dead.)
 
But he is infected! I was hoping it was going to be like Resident Evil, where a crazy parasitic monster thing would make him go all crazy. Then his head would explode and I would pull out my gun (I don’t have [...]

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