Play by Play and Childhood

12Nov08

Right. So.

That didn’t work.

The overtime, I mean.

So far today:

12:00am: cuddling with Speedle, watching The Office

12:37am: still cuddling. Still watching.

12:42am: my cat decides to leap from the coffee table to the love seat. He miscalculated the amount of force and the amount of traction his little padded feet [...]

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There’s a Snake In My Boot Pants!

31Oct08

So, the votes are in!
 
I am going to be Woody (Toy Story) for Halloween!
 
I shopped for all of the necessary items on Wednesday, and let me tell you…that shopping trip was exhausting. I don’t think Homunculus (my car)  liked getting turned on and off so many times.
 
Halloween USA should have had it all. [...]

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Maybe I’ll be a Condom for Halloween…

29Oct08

The Receptionist is getting angry with me. I didn’t realize how long it had been since I last updated. My life has just been filled with work, booze, and general debauchery.
 
This past weekend wasn’t especially exciting. I may or may not have gone out to a house party Saturday night, after the bar. I may [...]

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Tags: balloon, bruises, childhood, condoms, drunk, dumpling, ezra pound, fable 2, falling, filth, gay, groping, halloween, halo, husband, lube, master chief, ninja, receptionist, sarah palin, steak n shake, syphilis, the bar, woody