Meow-Bama

05Nov08

Various things that have happened since my last post:
 
·          Dressed up as Woody
·          Prevented Jesus (Speedle) from being fondled by somebody dressed as Lieutenant Dangle (Reno 911)
·          This may have meant I waved a pool cue in his face and shouted things like “BACK OFF DANGLE!”
·          Got fondled by a judge, a motocross biker, a [...]

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Dake Care Ob Be!

24Sep08

Yesterday, Speedle died.
 
No, I did not kill him. (No, he’s not actually dead.)
 
But he is infected! I was hoping it was going to be like Resident Evil, where a crazy parasitic monster thing would make him go all crazy. Then his head would explode and I would pull out my gun (I don’t have [...]

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Tags: bird flu, birthday, clay aiken, disease, ewam, infection, leo, plague, poop, sickness, snot, speedle, tags