F-Bombs Go BOOM!

08Jan09

Apparently I only have one to three consistent readers. I’m not disappointed by this, but…y’know…I wouldn’t mind some more. Spread the word people! I can write things and maybe make people laugh! I have mighty adventures in which I slay dragons and save princes! (…I would just let the princesses die.)

Anyway, Kevin was [...]

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Tags: bar, beer, boom, building, ex boyfriend, explosion, thrown

Invincible by Evasion

07Jan09

…uh, hi. So, I know you were all worrying but I do not need (1) money so I can be bailed out of jail (2) rescuing from the Israeli Mafia (3) the plug pulled from my respirator. I am alive and well! I’ve just been lazy and distracted. I know many of you were concerned [...]

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Tags: american idol, bar, bum, drive by, drug busts, emotions, fight or fligh, gay, grand coney, grand rapids, gravity, heathen, hit on, house party, intestines, new years eve, paula, physics, ryan seacrest, shootings, simon, stabbing, strip club

Throng, Throngthrong Throng Throng

08Dec08

Sisqo, what?
Speedle, Alexandria, Jayda, and I all moved into a new house. After everything was moved in, we decided to have just a few people over. Unfortunately, Speedle was acting kind of strange, and kept setting bowls of soup at every place setting, even outside, for no apparent reason. We were not planning on feeding [...]

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Tags: admirers, bar, boyfriend, cock, dirty, engaged, feed, gnome, harassment, maid, marriage, minion, nerd, penis, proposal, rancid, robot, snow, soup, suitors, the sims 2, throng, warlock, world of warcraft

The Post That Took Over Time (but not space)

10Nov08

Dear Innernet,

We have much to talk about. I’ll go first.

I have officially reclaimed my status as Best Boyfriend Ever. This is cause for great celebration. Possibly a parade. Or a fancy hat at the least.

I’m going to try and run through all the events of the last weekend in chronological order. (please [...]

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Tags: 21st birthday, Alexandria, ass, bar, best boyfriend ever, butt sex, cab, candy, chinese buffet, cock, cold, cute, dick, drag queens, drama, drunk, dumb straight guy, exotic, gay, glue, ipod, Jayda, licking, life, love, picture, picture frame, presents, resse's, sexy, shots, shoulder, snow, speedle, strangers, suck, superman, wine

Anagrams smanagrams…

21Oct08

A new bar opened up on Friday night. It’s a new gay bar, actually. I find it sort of funny that there are five gay bars in Grand Rapids now. It also only takes about five minutes to drive through downtown. That’s a gay bar a minute.
 
“do you know how fast you were going?”
 
“uh…like…70 [...]

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Tags: anagrams, bar, breakfast, drinks, engagement, fable, fable 2, meat, ring, team, teamwork, toasty, work

I Could Have Dated a Circus Boy

19Sep08

Hey, I’m actually doing a decent job of updating this thing. It’s kind of surprising to me; usually I abandon a blog within days of starting it. Granted, this is only day three. Don’t worry! Don’t lose hope! I still have time to forget about everything, and lose my ambition!
 
So, I do have a [...]

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Tags: bar, circus, creeper, dance, drinks, gay, kitties, leo, shots