Dexter and Me

15Dec08

Hi internet!

I have not (A) died (B) been kidnapped (C) gone to prison or (D) had my hands chopped off by the Israeli Mafia. None of these things have happened. I am just lazy.

And still! I feel like I have very little to update about. This weekend was spent consuming most [...]

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________ lickin’ good.

17Sep08

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Ok! So hi! Anyway…I have a fun story for you all! (It’s true, more fun than rainbows. sort of.) So! I um…licked a…like, well a pornstar. This doesn’t happen just every day, to just anyone. The pornstar, yes, I’m sure he gets licked quite frequently. It’s kind of his job. I’m sure [...]

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Tags: pornstar, licking, Bruce Lee, Roman Heart, round house kick, crouching tiger, stomp the yard, the bar, adoption, squinty eyes, Asian, Mexican, gay, drinks