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do YOU want me? I’m single…
So, i’ve noticed something, in being single…
i’m really attractive.
Or something. It’s a possibility that people just assume my pockets are lined with crack, i have no idea.I just like to pride myself.
However, let me share a few examples.
I was at a bar with a guy who was mildly interested in me. I was in mid [...]
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Tags: gay, men, pounce, single
possibly the funniest response…
ok ok, I know. I’m a horrible blogger now. I don’t spend anywhere near as much time around a computer as i used to.
Speedle and I broke up.
I’m not going to go into detail, but…it was pretty amicable and we both saw it coming.
Regardless, I told Willimu about it via text, and this was one [...]
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Hey! You! Remember me? It’s your smart and sexy friend!
Alright, I don’t want to go into too much detail, but here’s the gist of what has happened in my life since my last post:
I got fired. [meh]
I got hired. [...meh]
I have since trained at my new job. [I am now authorized to serve you food [...]
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I’m rarely serious on this blog. That’s because I’d like to portray a happy, flighty side of me.
That is not real.
Most of how I act, day to day…that’s not real either.
Most interactions i have with people? Where i make idle chit chat, laugh and joke, or act like a normal person? That’s not [usually] real [...]
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writequicklikethis…
I have Not Very Much time before I have to leave work, so this will ba very brief entry. Actually, you’re pobably wondering “why doesn’t he write this when he gets home like a normal person” and the answer is “that would require me being productive at work…and that’s just stupid.”
So! I hope you all [...]
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Tags: blood, booty, christmas, gifts, intestines, presents, stabbed
Squiggle Me This…
Just a brief update. Because, as usual, I should probably be working right now.
I got my hair cut on Friday. It looks nice, and it’s shorter than it has been in quite a while. Plus! You can see my eyes! And I have two of them, currently!
This morning, I woke up randomly [...]
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Tags: alaram, cold cut trio, cold hand trio, dr. katz, eyes, five dollar foot longs, hair cut, home movies, professional therapist, sleeping, snooze, squiggle, squigglevision, subway, vision
I was three hours late to work this morning. Afternoon. Whatever. Fuck time.
Why?
Because MY name’s Jesse, and I’m an alcoholic.
Ok, not really. But I’m pretty sure, last night, I drank an amount of alcohol that could have gotten all of Napa Valley thoroughly inebriated. I know I know, on [...]
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Tags: alcoholic, christmas tree, drinks, fuck time, gay sex, late, procrastination, real copper penny, rumples, tarot, tarot readings, tequila, work
Hi!
I’ve decided I don’t like titling my posts until after they’re written. I never quite know what I’m going to end up writing about so it’s pretty pointless to title something that hasn’t been created. For this very purpose, I am going to write an angry letter, demanding that they put the Title field underneath [...]
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