do YOU want me? I’m single…

30Apr09

So, i’ve noticed something, in being single…

i’m really attractive.

Or something. It’s a possibility that people just assume my pockets are lined with crack, i have no idea.I just like to pride myself.

However, let me share a few examples.

I was at a bar with  a guy who was mildly interested in me. I was in mid sentence about, possibly the most boring subject ever, how people don’t claim their tips properly…and BAM

he pounced.

literally…i was mid-sentence and then someone’s lips were on mine.

fast forward to  a couple weeks ago. I was hanging out with an acquaintance, we were at his place, i met his mom. We were in his room, sitting on the couch, i was drinking water (c’mon people…not even gin)

He took my glass, set it down…and BAM

He pounced.

…do you get the trend? I’m getting pounced on….a lot. Seriously, there have been three other occurrences of this.

Clearly, I am taken aback.

Also…a co-worker just recently found out that I’m single. Last night, he texted me.

“Wanna fuck and not make it awkward?”

…um, WHAT?!

No…I want it to be as awkward as possible. Plus…if i were to take him up on that offer, it would be INCREDIBLY awkward not matter what i did.

what the hell people? do i give off some “single pheromone?”

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